By Michael Andreozzi
+100 being a master of Aloha. for each negative aloha subtract ten points.
example if you answer 3 of the questions with a negative your score is a 70 percent
This is a basic set of questions just for fun and possibly help you spread more Aloha.
Most people are full of Aloha but you would be surprised how many aren't.
Aloha also means hello and goodbye
Aloha is also giving ,acts of kindness and being honest
Aloha spirit ,fun,sharing of culture and much more. it truly is a magical word and has much deep meaning. Say it a few times it rolls off the tongue so nice, its a special word.
The origins are Hawaiian the great history of this word is amazing. I love it.
This is for your own Aloha spirit check
So lets ask a a few Aloha Questions 1-10 so each question is worth ten points.
1) your in elevator and a person your same age and gender is coming down with you
when you get off at the lobby you
a) move to the side and let them exit first +10 Aloha points( your cool )
b)rush out the door cutting in front of the other person -10 Aloha points ( me me me!)
2) you see a persons wallet on the ground its late at night and not a soul in site,you find 1500 cash and all the persons cards,Id ect. you find several of his contact cards you
A) call them asap and make sure you get it back to them . +10 Aloha points( nice job chappy your not half bad)
B ) you start laughing and scream out what a idiot this person is they deserve not to get anything back !
You grab the cash and throw the wallet back on the ground. -10 Aloha points(grinch !)
3) One of your coworkers always seems to always do a better job then you and things have been slow around the office. Your job may even be cut next month.
A) you make note of this persons good job and how they are doing it so you can learn .
You compliment them, saying that's great work..
+10 Aloha points( mo and larry but your curly ouch! but your heart is good.
B) you get very mad and think this guy is going to take my job you look over that persons other work and try to find anything you can find to discredit them and promptly make sure the boss sees it . -10 Aloha points ( your not a team player go directly to jail don't collect 200 buckaroos )
4) your walking down the street and you see a white supermarket bag blowing around it blows right by a garbage can and seems to be heading straight towards you , What do you do?
A) you reach out grab it up and throw into the garbage can just in front of you
+10 Aloha points ( you just saved a sea turtle )
B ) you don't even think about it and let it blow on past as it goes past it lands in the ocean. A sea turtle eventually mistakes for a jelly fish and dies after trying to eat it.
You just killed a sea turtle good job not! -10 aloha points
5) you spill a bunch of red wine at a party on the gorgeous white rug. yes your a clumsy goof!
You notice not a soul seen you and if you just walk two steps around the corner everyone who is drinking the same wine wont have a clue it was you. What do you do?
A) you run to the kitchen to grab towels and water etc to try and clean it up while looking for the host to tell them +10 aloha goof ball points
B) you slip around the corner careful to notice if anyone seen you you laugh and say who wants more wine .someday a wine bottle is going to fall on your head . Your not invited to my party ever !
-10 aloha drunko points
6)your walking down the street and while your looking at the cool scenery you accidentally bump into someone . Gee whiz wally your a bull in a china shop / on steroids!
Not only do you bump them but they drop a bag that has a birthday cake in it and splatters all over them. What ya going to do?
A)you offer all you can to help and give them money to pay for a new cake
yes your magoo but your not a bad egg after all
+10 aloha chips
B) you move quickly out of the area and say nothing.
(dirty birdie you!) -10 aloha points
7) A huge husky dog comes running across the street almost getting hit by two cars as gets to your side it stops and is sniffing the base of a street sign . You notice it has a dog tag on it.It looks over at you wagging its tail with its ears folding back looking at you like its sad.
a) you walk to the dog and read the tag promptly calling the owner
love is in your heart +10 Aloha dog treats for you
b ) You walk away not trying to help this poor dog. _10 minus on Aloha
when you go home that night you have a dream about a dog chasing you all night. Sorry in the dream it bites your leg off. You only get two hours sleep and the next day your fired from work for coming in late .
8 ) Its a great day you wake up singing. Your excited because after afew more hours your off to travel on trip you planned for two years now. Well when you get on the plane your shocked to find that the flight is so full that people are having a hard time finding room for their carry on bags. After the craft is all loaded up and just afew minutes before take off you see a overhead compartment pop open and the indication that its possible that the carry on could fall out onto a young kid during take off. what do you do?
a) alert the staff or if possible try to fix it yourself.
keeping kids safe is a good aloha +10 shaka points of Aloha
b) look for your ipod and ignore the possible luggage fail
no shaka points of Aloha -10
9) your in the store shopping and its just one of those days you have to get a ton of stuff you stroll up to the checkout lucky since not one person is in line. You notice the person behind you has three small items. You
A) you do a cool super Aloha move and ask the person to go ahead of you + ten Aloha
B) you quickly start throwing items down eager to get done you notice the person only has three small items before you start but all you can think of is yummy food melting in your mouth and proceed . No Aloha at all -10
Aloha
10)
Your in the mall and you pass a old person using a walker moving toward the direction of the door they are fifty feet behind you. You then
a)
you wait a extra minute and hold the door open you feel great for helping out
+10 aloha points
b) you zip by the disabled person and instead of waiting you high tail it to no Aloha zone
-10 Aloha
Spreading Aloha is the right thing to do
